Good for a laugh
vichammer09
Longwood, Florida | Man Letar efter Kvinna
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Jag kan tala
Engelska
Jag skulle beskriva mig själv som
After doing some research among my friends and other lovely ladies I've met. I've come to the realization that for years I've been doing it all wrong. So now that I know what you are looking for I've updated my profile.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
Stjärntecken
Fiskarna
Utseende & situation
Min kroppstyp är
Medelmåttig
Min längd är
165 cm
Mina ögon är
Blåa
Min etnicitet är
Kaukasisk
Mitt civilstånd är
Skild
Jag har barn
Ja - inte hemma
Jag vill ha barn
Nej
Mitt hår är
Gråsprängt
Jag har en eller flera av dessa
Hund
How I Like To Ride
Vad letar du efter på sajten?
Lite romantik
Är du del av en biker-klubb?
Nej
Är biking en hobby eller en livsstil?
Hobby
Är din motorcykel ditt huvudsakliga transportmedel?
Nej
Föredrar du att åka i läder eller vanliga kläder?
Vanliga kläder
Vilket är din favoritplats- eller väg att åka på?
The Loop
Vilken är ditt favoritevenemang för bikers?
Love Daytona bike week and Biketober Fest.
Status
Min utbildningsnivå är
Vissa universitetsstudier
Min nuvarande anställningsstatus är
Heltid
Min specialitet är
Datorer / Elektronik
Jag bor
Med husdjur
Hemma
Allt är lugnt
Jag är rökare
Nej
Jag dricker
Ja - feströker
Personlighet
I skolan var jag
Den coola
Mitt beteende i sociala sammanhang är
Reserverad
Mina intressen och hobbies är
Religion/Spiritualitet, Familj, Motion, Musik, Dansa, Resor, Bilar, Fiske / Jakt, Datorer
Att ha kul innebär för mig
Umgås med vänner, Prova nya saker, Gå på konsert
Mina vänner tycker att jag är
Vänlig, Cool
Åsikter
Min religion är
Katolsk
Jag går i kyrkan
En gång i veckan
Mitt mål i livet är
Is to spend time with my family and friends whenever possible while enjoying the most out my time left in this world and knowing that when I meet my maker I will have nothing to fear.
Min humor är
Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk
Smak
På TV tittar jag alltid på
Tecknat, Drama, Dokusåpor, Instruerande, Filmer, Sport, Repriser
När jag går på bio ser jag alltid
Action, Komedier
När jag lyssnar på musik lyssnar jag alltid på
Country, Rock, Hårdrock, Blues, Jazz
När jag läser föredrar jag följande:
Nyheter, Datorer, Hälsa, Instruerande, Referens, Religiös, Teknisk
Det jag tycker är kul är
Is taking an early morning ride while the air is at it's freshest. Listening to live music at a local bar and watching the people there.
Letar efter
Vad tycker du är attraktivt?
Kvickhet, Flirtighet, Humor, Snygga drag, Intelligens
Vad letar du efter?
I always notice a women's hair before anything else followed by her eyes and smile.
Vilken form av förhållande söker du?
Vän, Dejt, Hängivenhet