Good for a laugh
vichammer09
Longwood, Florida | Férfi keres Hölgyet
Általános adatok
Idegen nyelvek:
Angol
Leírás
After doing some research among my friends and other lovely ladies I've met. I've come to the realization that for years I've been doing it all wrong. So now that I know what you are looking for I've updated my profile.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
Jelentkezzen
Halak
Megjelenés és helyzete
Testalkatom
Átlagos
Magasságom
1.65 m
Szemeim színe
Kék
Etnicitásom
Kaukázusi
Családi állapotom
Elvált
Vannak gyerekeim
Igen - Otthonon kivül
Szeretnék gyerekeket
Nem
Hajam színe:
Só és bors
Háziállatjaim
Kutya
How I Like To Ride
Mit keres oldalunkon?
Némi románc
Tagja valamelyik motoros klubnak?
Nem
A motorozás hobbi vagy életmód?
Hobbi
Sűrűn közlekedik motorkerékpárral?
Nem
Miben szeret motrozni? Bőr ruciban vagy egyszerű ruhában?
Civilruha
Hol szeret a legjobban motorozni?
The Loop
Mely rendezvényeken szeret részt venni mint motorkerékpáros?
Love Daytona bike week and Biketober Fest.
Állapot
Képzettségem
Némi főiskola
Foglalkoztatásom
Teljes munkaidős
Specialitásom
Számítástechnika / Elektronika
Lakáshelyzet
A háziállataimmal
Otthon
Nyugodt környezet
Dohányzom
Nem
Kedvelem az alkoholt
Igen - társaságban
Személyiség
A középiskolában
Klassz srác
Szociális magatartásom:
Tartózkodó
Hobbijaim:
Vallás, spiritualitás, Család centrikus tartalom, Edzés, Zene, Tánc, Utazás, Gépkocsik, Halászat / Vadászat, Számítógépek
Tökéletes szórakozás?
Barátkozás, Új dolgok kipróbálása, Koncert
Így látnak barátaim:
Barátságos, Királyinak
Nézetek
Vallási nézeteim:
Katolikus
Részt veszek a vallási szertartásokon:
Hetente egyszer
Életcélom:
Is to spend time with my family and friends whenever possible while enjoying the most out my time left in this world and knowing that when I meet my maker I will have nothing to fear.
Humorérzékem:
Okos, Szarkasztikus
Ízlés
Mit nézek?
Rajzfilmek, Dráma, Komédia, Oktató műsorok, Filmek, Sportok, Ismétlések
Mit nézek a moziban?
Akció, Komédia
Amikor zenét hallgatok, mindig meghallgatom a
Ország, Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz
Mit olvasok?
Hírek, Számítógépek, Egészségügy, Oktató műsorok, Referenciák, Vallásos irodalom, Technnikai irodalom
Mit jelent a szórakozás a részemre:
Is taking an early morning ride while the air is at it's freshest. Listening to live music at a local bar and watching the people there.
keres
Mit tart vonzónak?
Szellemesség, Flörtölős, Humor, Jó kinézet, Tudás
Mi az ami után kutat?
I always notice a women's hair before anything else followed by her eyes and smile.
Mi után kutat?
Barát, Dátum, Elkötelezettség