Good for a laugh
vichammer09
Longwood, Florida | Mies Hae A Naista
Perus Informaatio
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After doing some research among my friends and other lovely ladies I've met. I've come to the realization that for years I've been doing it all wrong. So now that I know what you are looking for I've updated my profile.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
Kirjaudu
Kalat
Ulkonäkö ja Tilanne
Vartalonmallini on
Keskiverto
Pituuteni on
5' 5 (1.65 m)
Silmienvärini on
Sininen
Etninen taustani on
Valkoihoinen
Aviosäätyni on
Eronnut
Minulla on lapsia
Kyllä - Ei kotona
Haluan lapsia
Ei
Hiukseni ovat
Suolaa ja Pippuria
Minulla on yksi tai kaksi tällaista
Koira
How I Like To Ride
Mitä etsit tältä sivustolta?
Hieman Romanssia
Kuulutko motoristiklubiin?
Ei
Onko moottoripyöräily sinulle harrastus vai elämäntapa?
Harrastus
Onko moottoripyörä sinulle ensisijainen kulkuneuvo?
Ei
Tykkäätkö enemmän nahka- vai normaaleista vaatteista?
Normaalit vaatteet
Mikä on lemppari paikkasi tai tiesi?
The Loop
Mikä on lemppari moottoripyöräilytapahtuma jossa käyt?
Love Daytona bike week and Biketober Fest.
Tila
Koulutukseni taso on
Jonkin verran Lukiota
Työllisyys tilanteeni on
Kokopäiväinen
Erikoistun
Tietokoneet / Tekniikka
Asun
Lemmikin / Lemmikeiden kanssa
Kotona
Kaikki on rauhallista
Tupakoin
Ei
Juon
Kyllä - Seurassa
Persoonallisuus
Yläasteella olin
Suosittu
Sosiaalinen käyttäytymiseni
Varautunut
Kiinnostuksen kohteet ja Harrastukseni ovat
Uskonto / Hengellisyys, Perhe, Kuntoilu, Musiikki, Tanssiminen, Matkustaminen, Autot, Kalastaminen / Metsästys, Tietokoneet
Käsitykseni mukavasta ajanvietteestä on
Kavereiden kanssa hengailu, Uusien asioiden kokeilu, Konserttiin meneminen
Kaverini kuvailevat minun olevan
Ystävällinen, suosittu
Katsomukset
Uskontoni on
Katolinen
Käyn säännöllisesti
Kerran viikossa
Tavoitteeni elämässäni on
Is to spend time with my family and friends whenever possible while enjoying the most out my time left in this world and knowing that when I meet my maker I will have nothing to fear.
Minun tapainen huumori on
Älykäs, Kuiva / Sarkastinen
Maku
Televisiosta katson
Sarjakuvat, Draamat, Tilannekomediat, Neuvoa antavat, Elokuvat, Urheilu, Uusinnat
Kun menen elokuviin, lähden katsomaan
Toiminta, Komedia
Kun kuuntelen musiikkia, kuuntelen aina
Country musiikki, Rock musiikki, Metalli, Blues musiikki, Jazz musiikki
Kun luen, luen aina
Uutiset, Tietokoneet, Terveys, Neuvoa antavat, Lähdeluettelo, Uskonnollinen, Tekninen
Käsitykseni hauskanpidosta on
Is taking an early morning ride while the air is at it's freshest. Listening to live music at a local bar and watching the people there.
Etsii
Mikä sinua vetää puoleensa?
Nokkela, Flirttaileva, Huumori, Hyvä ulkonäkö, Viisaus
Mitä etsit?
I always notice a women's hair before anything else followed by her eyes and smile.
Minkälaista suhdetta etsit?
Kaveri, Päivämäärä, Sitoutunut