Good for a laugh
vichammer09
Longwood, Florida | Mann Søker A Kvinne
Grunnleggende informasjon
Jeg kan snakke
Norsk
Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som
After doing some research among my friends and other lovely ladies I've met. I've come to the realization that for years I've been doing it all wrong. So now that I know what you are looking for I've updated my profile.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
Registrer
Fiskene
Utseende & Situasjon
My Kroppstype er
Gjennomsnittlig
Min høyde er
5 '5 (1,65 m)
Øynene mine er
Blå
Min etnisitet er
kaukasisk
Min Sivilsituasjon er
Skilt
Jeg har barn
Ja - bor ikke hjemme
Jeg vil ha barn
Nei
Mitt hår er
Salt og pepper
Jeg har en eller flere av disse
Hund
How I Like To Ride
Hva leter du etter på nettsiden?
litt romantikk
Er du medlem i en sykkelklubb?
Nei
Er sykling en hobby eller en livsstil?
Hobby
Er din sykkel ditt viktigste transportmiddel?
Nei
Foretrekker du skinn eller vanlig klær?
Sivilkledde
Hva er ditt favorittsted eller vei å kjøre?
The Loop
Hvilket sykkelarrangement liker du å delta i?
Love Daytona bike week and Biketober Fest.
Status
Min Utdanningsnivå Er
Noe College
Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er
Fulltid
Min spesialitet er
Datamaskiner / Electronikk
Jeg bor
Med kjæledyr
Hjemme
Alt er rolig
Jeg er en røyker
Nei
Jeg drikker
Ja - Sosialt
Personlighet
Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg
Kul gutt
Min sosiale atferd er
Reservert
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Religion / livssyn, Familie, Trene, Musikk, Dansing, Reise, Biler, Jakt / Fiske, Datamaskiner
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Være med venner, Prøve nye ting, Gå på konsert
Mine venner beskriver meg som
Vennlig, Kul
Visninger
Min religion er
Katolsk
Jeg går på gudstjeneste
En gang i uken
Mitt mål i livet er
Is to spend time with my family and friends whenever possible while enjoying the most out my time left in this world and knowing that when I meet my maker I will have nothing to fear.
Min humoristiske sans er
Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk
Smak
På TV ser jeg alltid på
Tegneserier, Drama, Komedie, Instruksjonsvideo, Filmer, Sport, Repriser
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en
Action, Komedie
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på
Land, Rock, Metall, Blues, Jazz
Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid
Nyheter, Datamaskiner, Helse, Instruksjonsvideo, Referanse, Religiøs, Teknisk
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Is taking an early morning ride while the air is at it's freshest. Listening to live music at a local bar and watching the people there.
Leter etter
Hva finner du attraktivt?
vett, flørtende, Humor, Flott utseende, Intelligens
Hva ser du etter?
I always notice a women's hair before anything else followed by her eyes and smile.
Hva slag forhold søker du?
Venn, Dato, Forpliktet