Good for a laugh
vichammer09
Longwood, Florida | Mand Søger en Kvinde
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Jeg beskriver mig selv som
After doing some research among my friends and other lovely ladies I've met. I've come to the realization that for years I've been doing it all wrong. So now that I know what you are looking for I've updated my profile.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
Underskriv
Fiskene
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Gennemsnitlig
Min højde er
165 cm
Mine øjne er
Blå
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Skilt
Jeg har børn
Ja - ikke hjemme
Jeg vil have børn
Nej
Mit hår er
Salt og peber
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Hund
How I Like To Ride
Hvad leder du efter på siden?
nogle romantik
Er du en del af en motorcykel klub?
Nej
Er motorcykler en hobby eller en måde at leve på?
Hobby
Er din motorcykel dit primære transportmiddel?
Nej
Foretrækker du ride læder eller almindelig tøj?
civilklædte
Hvad er dit foretrukne sted eller vej at ride?
The Loop
Hvad er dit foretrukne motorcykel event at tage til?
Love Daytona bike week and Biketober Fest.
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Lidt af universitetet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Fuldtid
Mit speciale er
Computere / elektronik
Jeg bor
Med kæledyr
Hjemme
Alt er roligt
Jeg er ryger
Nej
Jeg drikker
Ja - til fester
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Cool fyr
Min sociale opførsel er
Reserveret
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Religion / Spiritualitet, Familie, Motion, Musik, Dans, Rejser, Biler, Fisk / jagt, Computer
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner, Prøve noget nyt, Tage til koncert
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig, Cool
Synspunkter
Min religion er
Katolik
Jeg deltager i tjenester
En gang om ugen
Mit mål i livet er
Is to spend time with my family and friends whenever possible while enjoying the most out my time left in this world and knowing that when I meet my maker I will have nothing to fear.
Min form for humor er
Snu, Tør / sarkastisk
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid
Tegnefilm, Dramaer, Sitcoms, Gør-det-selv, Film, Sport, Genudsendelser
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Handling, Comedy
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Land, Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Nyheder, Computer, Sundhed, Gør-det-selv, Opslag, Religiøs, Teknisk
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er
Is taking an early morning ride while the air is at it's freshest. Listening to live music at a local bar and watching the people there.
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Morsom, Flirtende, Humor, Flot udseende, Intelligens
Hvad leder du efter?
I always notice a women's hair before anything else followed by her eyes and smile.
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?
Ven, Dato, Forpligtet