Good for a laugh
vichammer09
Longwood, Florida | Homme Cherchant Femme
Informations de base
Je sais parler
Anglais
Je me décrirais comme
After doing some research among my friends and other lovely ladies I've met. I've come to the realization that for years I've been doing it all wrong. So now that I know what you are looking for I've updated my profile.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
Signe
Poissons
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
Normale
Ma taille est
5' 5 (1.65 m)
Mes yeux sont
Bleus
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est
Divorcé/e
J'ai des enfants
Oui - pas chez moi
Je veux des enfants
Non
Mes cheveux sont
Poivres et sel
J'en ai 1 ou plus
Chien
How I Like To Ride
Que recherchez-vous sur le site?
Une romance
Faites-vous partie d'un club de moto?
Non
Faire de la moto - hobby ou mode de vie?
Hobby
Est-ce que votre moto est votre principal moyen de transport?
Non
Est-ce que vous préférez faire de la moto en vêtements de cuir ou en civil?
Vêtements civils
Quel est votre route ou endroit préféré pour faire de la moto?
The Loop
Quelle est pour vous la meilleure manifestation de motards?
Love Daytona bike week and Biketober Fest.
Statut
Mon niveau d'éducation est
Etudes secondaires incomplètes
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est
Plein-temps
Mon domaine de compétence est
Ordinateurs / Electronique
Je vis
Avec des animaux
Chez moi
C'est plutôt calme
Je fume
Non
Je bois de l'alcool
Oui - socialement
Personnalité
Au lycée, j'étais un/e
Cool
Socialement, je suis plutôt
Réservé
Mes passions et loisirs sont
Religion/Spiritualité, Famille, Faire de l'exercice, Musique, Danse, Voyages, Voitures, Pêche / Chasse, Ordinateurs
Un bon moment pour moi c'est
Sortir avec des amis, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Aller à un concert
Mes amis me décrivent comme
Sympa, Cool
Points de vue sur la vie
Ma religion c'est
Catholique
Je vais à la messe
Une fois par semaine
Mon but dans la vie c'est
Is to spend time with my family and friends whenever possible while enjoying the most out my time left in this world and knowing that when I meet my maker I will have nothing to fear.
Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt
Intelligent, Sarcastique
Goûts
A la télévision, je regarde
Dessins animés, Drames, Sitcoms, Programmes instructifs, Films, Sports, Rediffusions
Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours
Action, Comédies
Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est
Country, Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz
Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est
Actualités, Ordinateurs, Santé, Programmes instructifs, Œuvres de référence, Religions, Ouvrages techniques
Mon idée du fun
Is taking an early morning ride while the air is at it's freshest. Listening to live music at a local bar and watching the people there.
Recherchant un/e
Que trouvez-vous attirant?
Bon sens, Séduction, Humour, Beauté, Intelligence
Que recherchez-vous?
I always notice a women's hair before anything else followed by her eyes and smile.
Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?
Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous, Engagement