Good for a laugh
vichammer09
Longwood, Florida | Hombre Buscando Mujer
Información Básica
Puedo hablar
Inglés
Me describiría a mi mismo como
After doing some research among my friends and other lovely ladies I've met. I've come to the realization that for years I've been doing it all wrong. So now that I know what you are looking for I've updated my profile.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
Signo
Piscis
Apariencia y Situación
Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Normal
Mi altura es
5' 5 (1.65 m)
Mis ojos son
Azules
Mi raza es
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es
Divorciado
Tengo hijos
Si - No En Casa
Quiero tener hijos
No
Mi pelo es
Sal y Pimienta
Tengo uno o más de estos
Perro
How I Like To Ride
¿Que buscas en el sitio?
Algo de romance
¿Eres parte de un club de motociclistas?
No
¿Manejar motos es un pasatiempo o un estilo de vida?
Pasatiempo
¿Tu moto es tu principal medio de transporte?
No
¿Prefieres manejar con ropa de cuero o ropa normal?
Ropa Normal
¿Cual es tu sitio o ruta favorita para manejar?
The Loop
¿Cuál es tu evento favorito de motociclistas para atender?
Love Daytona bike week and Biketober Fest.
Estatus
Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Algo de Universidad
Mi situación laboral actual es
Tiempo Completo
Mi especialidad es
Computadoras / Electrónica
Vivo en
Con Mascota/s
En casa
Todo tranquilo
Soy Fumador
No
Soy Bebedor
Si - Socialmente
Personalidad
En el instituto, era
Del Tipo Simpático
Socialmente, me describiría como
Reservados
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Religión / Espiritualidad, Familia, Hacer ejercicio, Música, Bailar, Viajar, Coches, Pesca / Caza, Computadoras
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Salir con amigos, Probar cosas nuevas, Ir a un Concierto
Mis amigos me describen como
Amistoso, Genial
Puntos de Vista
Mi religión es
Católico
Voy a la iglesia
Una vez a la semana
Mi meta en la vida
Is to spend time with my family and friends whenever possible while enjoying the most out my time left in this world and knowing that when I meet my maker I will have nothing to fear.
Mi sentido del humor es
Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico
Gustos
En la TV, siempre veo
Dibujos Animados, Dramas, Comedias de Situación, Educativos, Películas, Deportes, Reposiciones
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Acción, Comedia
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
Country, Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Noticias, Computadoras , Salud, Educativos, Referencia, Religiosos, Técnica
Mi idea de diversión es
Is taking an early morning ride while the air is at it's freshest. Listening to live music at a local bar and watching the people there.
Estoy buscando a
¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Ingenio, Coquetería, Humor, Buena Imagen, Inteligencia
¿Qué estás buscando?
I always notice a women's hair before anything else followed by her eyes and smile.
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?
Amigo/a , Cita, Comprometido