Good for a laugh
vichammer09
Longwood, Florida | Muž Hledám A Žena
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Hovořím
Angličtina
Sebe bych popsal(a) jako
After doing some research among my friends and other lovely ladies I've met. I've come to the realization that for years I've been doing it all wrong. So now that I know what you are looking for I've updated my profile.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
I'm the kind of guy who will come over to your house drink your beer and watch sports while you cook dinner then take a short nap while you're cleaning up. I'd like to also borrow some money and your car so I can take out your hot girl friends. Should I strike out at the local bars on Friday or Saturday I'll give you a booty call about 2am. So now that you know I'm the kind of guy you are attracted to send pictures of your hot girl friends. Oh and at least one of your car, no mini vans need apply.
After reading some of your profiles I've noticed that many of you are requesting that the new man in you life brings no drama to your life. I firmly believe that as long as we are together there shouldn't be any drama between us. However I do expect you to be by my side giving full support while I'm on the Maury Povich show with the last woman I dated and her sister while they try to find out if their kids are brother and sister or cousins.
I'll be updating my pictures as soon as I can find a public restroom where I can take a selfie with the urinals clearly in the background.
If you don't find this funny we probably won't hit it off. However if you do find it funny or you're tired of dating the guy described above give me a shout and we'll go from there.
First Date
You have a cook out and invite all your hot friends over so I can get their numbers that way I won't have to bother you when I want to call them up. What did you think I was going to say candle light dinner, drinks followed by a long walk on the beach. Let's first get past the awkwardness of meeting.
Ok so some of you don't want to cook on the first date, so let's go to the bar and drink tequila shots that way I get funnier and we both get better looking.
I’m really good at:
There's not too many things I can't fix including your broken heart and your faith in men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodedit essay
Love most all music with a few exceptions, generally classic rock, southern rock, and blues. As far as food goes I'm the "Eat to live not Live to eat type person"
The six things I could never do without:
Your Money
Your Car
Your Beer
Your Credit
Your Home
Your Time
Your Sense of Humor :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
You !
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work from home so on a Friday you will find me out at a local dive listening to live music.
You should message me if:
1. If your family reunions aren't held at the Bail Bondman's.
2. All your past relationships didn't end with a restraining order.
3. You know the difference between PDA and a lap dance as well as when each is appropriate.
4. You are breathtaking (meaning you stop to take breath and don't talk non-stop).
5. You are age appropriate.
Přihlásit
Ryby
Vzhled a situace
Má postava je
Normální
Má výška je
1,65 m
Barva mých očí
Modrá
Můj původ je
Běloch/běloška
Můj rodinný stav je
Rozveden/a
Mám děti
Ano - se mnou nežijí
Chci děti
Ne
Barva mých vlasů
Světle bílá
Mám jedno nebo více z uvedených
Pes
How I Like To Ride
Co hledáš na těchto stránkách?
Určitý druh romance
Jsi členem klubu motorkářů?
Ne
Je motorka koníčkem nebo stylem života?
Koníček
Je motorka tvým hlavním přepravním prostředkem?
Ne
Preferuješ jízdu v kůži nebo obyčejném oblečení?
Obyčejné oblečení
Co je tvým oblíbeným místem nebo cestou, kam rád jezdíš?
The Loop
Jaká je tvá oblíbená motorkářská akce, které se zúčastňuješ?
Love Daytona bike week and Biketober Fest.
Stav
Má úroveň vzdělání je
Nějaká výška
Můj současný stav zaměstnání je
Na plný úvazek
Mé zaměření je
Počítače / Elektronika
Žiji
S domácími mazlíčky
Doma
Vše je v klidu
Jsem kuřák
Ne
Piji
Ano - ve společnosti
Osobnost
Na střední škole jsem byl/a
Pohodový typ
Mé společenské chování je
Rezervované
Mé zájmy a koníčky jsou
Náboženství / spiritualita, Rodina, Cvičení, Hudba, Tanec, Cestování, Auta, Rybaření, Počítače
Má představa skvěle stráveného času je
Potloukat se s přáteli, Vyzkoušet nové věci, Jít na koncert
Moji přátelé mě popisují jako
Přátelská osoba, V pohodě
Názory
Mé náboženství je
Katolík
Navštěvuji bohoslužby
Jednou týdně
Můj životní cíl je
Is to spend time with my family and friends whenever possible while enjoying the most out my time left in this world and knowing that when I meet my maker I will have nothing to fear.
Můj smysl humoru je
Chytrý, Suchý / sarkastický
Chuť
V TV vždy sleduji
Kreslené filmy/seriály, Drama, Situační komedie, Instruktážní, Filmy, Sportovní, Reprízy
Když se dívám na filmy, vždy sleduji
Akční, Komedie
Když poslouchám hudbu, pak vždy poslouchám
Country, Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz
Když čtu, tak nejraději čtu
Zprávy, Počítače, Zdravotní, Instruktážní, Manuály, Náboženské, Technické
Má představa zábavy je
Is taking an early morning ride while the air is at it's freshest. Listening to live music at a local bar and watching the people there.
Hledám
Co považuješ za atraktivní?
Důvtip, Koketnost, Humor, Dobrý vzhled, Inteligenci
Co hledáš?
I always notice a women's hair before anything else followed by her eyes and smile.
Jaký typ vztahu hledáš?
Přítel, Partner na randění, Odevzdaný/á