The Truth....lol
samapple
Manchester, United Kingdom | Мушкарац тражим жену
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43 - no I'm not I'm 44. I have a keen sense of humour (apparently), Ex rugby player 6 3", 120kg, solvent, own house (not a bloody clue what to do with it!) honest, loyal and strongly believe in opening doors for ladies. I am probably a little old fashioned for some, honesty, loyalty, integrity etc ( I don't think thats such a bad thing!) However if I have put you off then this should swing it- I have all my own hair
OR ...
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I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
OR ...
.
I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
Хороскопски знак
Рибе
Изглед и стање
Моје грађа
Мали вишак килограма
Висина
191 цм
Боја очију
Плавa
Брачно стање
Сингл
Имам децу
Да - није/нису код куће
Желим децу
Не
Моја најбоља карактеристика
Груди
Телесна обележја
Ожиљци, Тетоважа на видном месту
Имам
Немам кућне љубимце
Спреман/Спремна за селидбу
Не
Статус
Образовни ниво
Факултет, али га нисам завршио/завршила
Мој радни однос
Пуно радно време
Моја струка
Остало
Живим
Сам(а)
Код куће
Увек је мирно
Пушим
Да - често
Пијем
Да - често
Личност
У средњој школи био/била сам
Кловн у разреду
У друштву сам
Посматрач, Занимљив(а)
Моја интересовања и хобији
Кување, Камповање, Пецање/лов
Како замишљам провод
Волим да испробавам нове ствари, Блеја
Моји пријатељи кажу да сам
Чудан/чудна
Погледи/Животни ставови
Религија
Агностик
Идем у цркву
Никада
Мој смисао за хумор
Паметан, Чудан/чудна, Непримерен(а)
Укус
На ТВ-у увек гледам
Вести, Драме, Наставне програме, Спортове
У биоскопу увек гледам
Акције, Комедије, Драме
Тражим
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Интелигенција, Смисао за хумор, Саосећајност, Осећајност, Спонтаност, Брижљивост
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