The Truth....lol
samapple
Manchester, United Kingdom | Man Op zoek naar een Vrouw
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Ik beschrijf mezelf als:
43 - no I'm not I'm 44. I have a keen sense of humour (apparently), Ex rugby player 6 3", 120kg, solvent, own house (not a bloody clue what to do with it!) honest, loyal and strongly believe in opening doors for ladies. I am probably a little old fashioned for some, honesty, loyalty, integrity etc ( I don't think thats such a bad thing!) However if I have put you off then this should swing it- I have all my own hair
OR ...
.
I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
OR ...
.
I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
Sterrenbeeld
Vissen
Uiterlijk & Situatie
Mijn Lichaamstype Is
Een paar extra kilo's
Mijn Lengte Is
6' 3 (1.91 m)
Mijn Ogen Zijn
Blauw
Mijn Burgerlijke Staat Is
Single
Ik Heb Kinderen
Ja - Niet Bij Mij Thuis
Ik Wil Kinderen
Nee
Mijn Beste Eigenschap Is
Borst
Body Art
Met Littekens , Zichtbare tatoeage
Ik heb één of meer van deze
Geen huisdieren
Ben je bereid te verhuizen?
Nee
Status
Mijn Opleidingsniveau Is
MBO
Mijn Huidige Werkstatus Is
Voltijd
Mijn specialisatie is
Iets Anders
Ik Woon
Alleen
Bij mij thuis
Is het lekker rustig
Ik Ben Een Roker
Ja - Vaak
Ik Drink
Ja - Vaak
Persoonlijkheid
Op de middelbare school was ik
Klassenclown
In sociale situaties ben ik
Opmerkzaam, Grappig
Mijn Interesses En Hobbies Zijn
Koken, Kamperen, Vissen / Jagen
Mijn idee van een leuke tijd is
Ik probeer graag nieuwe dingen, Relaxen
Mijn vrienden beschrijven me als
Obscuur
Meningen
Mijn Geloof Is
Agnostisch
Ik Ga Naar Diensten
Nooit
Mijn Gevoel Voor Humor Is
Slim, Obscuur, Ranzig
Smaak
Op tv kijk ik:
Nieuws, Drama's, Educatief, Sport
In de bioscoop kijk ik:
Actie, Komedie, Drama
Zoekt
Wat vind je aantrekkelijk?
Intelligentie, Humor, Empathie, Gevoeligheid, Spontaniteit, Bedachtzaamheid
Waar ben je naar op zoek?
Vriend