The Truth....lol
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Manchester, United Kingdom | Mann Søker A Kvinne
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43 - no I'm not I'm 44. I have a keen sense of humour (apparently), Ex rugby player 6 3", 120kg, solvent, own house (not a bloody clue what to do with it!) honest, loyal and strongly believe in opening doors for ladies. I am probably a little old fashioned for some, honesty, loyalty, integrity etc ( I don't think thats such a bad thing!) However if I have put you off then this should swing it- I have all my own hair
OR ...
.
I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
OR ...
.
I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
Registrer
Fiskene
Utseende & Situasjon
My Kroppstype er
Ett par ekstra kilo
Min høyde er
6 '3 (1,91 m)
Øynene mine er
Blå
Min Sivilsituasjon er
Enslig
Jeg har barn
Ja - bor ikke hjemme
Jeg vil ha barn
Nei
Min beste egenskap er
Bryst
Kropps kunst
Arr, Synlig tatovering
Jeg har en eller flere av disse
Ingen dyr
Villing til å flytte
Nei
Status
Min Utdanningsnivå Er
Noe College
Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er
Fulltid
Min spesialitet er
Annet
Jeg bor
Alene
Hjemme
Alt er rolig
Jeg er en røyker
Ja - Ofte
Jeg drikker
Ja - Ofte
Personlighet
Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg
Klassens klovn
Min sosiale atferd er
Observant, Komisk
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Lage mat, Kamping, Jakt / Fiske
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Prøve nye ting, Slappe av
Mine venner beskriver meg som
obskur
Visninger
Min religion er
Agnostiker
Jeg går på gudstjeneste
Aldri
Min humoristiske sans er
Smart, obskur, Frekk
Smak
På TV ser jeg alltid på
Nyheter, Drama, Instruksjonsvideo, Sport
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en
Action, Komedie, Drama
Leter etter
Hva finner du attraktivt?
Intelligens, Humor, Empati, Følsomhet, Spontanitet, Omtanksfull
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