The Truth....lol
samapple
Manchester, United Kingdom | Мужчина Ищу Женщину
Базовая информация
Я бы описал(а) себя как
43 - no I'm not I'm 44. I have a keen sense of humour (apparently), Ex rugby player 6 3", 120kg, solvent, own house (not a bloody clue what to do with it!) honest, loyal and strongly believe in opening doors for ladies. I am probably a little old fashioned for some, honesty, loyalty, integrity etc ( I don't think thats such a bad thing!) However if I have put you off then this should swing it- I have all my own hair
OR ...
.
I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
OR ...
.
I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
Знак зодиака
Рыбы
Внешность и семейное положение
Телосложение
Пара лишних кг
Мой рост
189 см
Мои глаза
Голубые
Семейное положение
Один/одна
У меня есть дети
Да - живут с другим родителем
Хочу детей
Нет
Привлекательная часть тела
Грудь
Боди-арт
Шрамы, Видимые тату
Домашние животные
Нет животных
Хочу переехать
Нет
Статус
Образование
Неоконченное высшее
Работа/Учеба:
Полный рабочий день
Род занятий
Другое
Живу
Один/одна
Дома
Все очень спокойно
Отношение к курению
Да - часто
Пью
Да - часто
Характер
В школе я был(а):
Клоун
Мое социальное поведение
Наблюдательное, Комедийное
Интересы и увлечения:
Приготовление еды, Кэмпинг, Рыбалка / Охота
Мое представление об отлично проведенном времени
Пробовать новое, Расслабление
Друзья считают что я:
Со странностями
Взгляды
Моя религия
Агностик
Посещение служб:
Никогда
Мой юмор
Умный, Со странностями, Вульгарный(ая)
Вкусы
По телевизору, я всегда смотрю
Новости, Драма, Обучающие программы, Спорт
Предпочитаемые жанры фильмов:
Экшн, Комедии, Драмы
В поиске
Считаю привлекательным:
Интеллект, Юмор, Сопереживание, Чувствительность, Спонтанность, Внимание
Ищу отношения типа:
Друг