The Truth....lol
samapple
Manchester, United Kingdom | Bărbat În căutare de Femeie
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43 - no I'm not I'm 44. I have a keen sense of humour (apparently), Ex rugby player 6 3", 120kg, solvent, own house (not a bloody clue what to do with it!) honest, loyal and strongly believe in opening doors for ladies. I am probably a little old fashioned for some, honesty, loyalty, integrity etc ( I don't think thats such a bad thing!) However if I have put you off then this should swing it- I have all my own hair
OR ...
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I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
OR ...
.
I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
Zodie
Pești
Aspect și situația
Tipul corpului meu este
Câteva kilograme în plus
Înălțimea mea este
6' 3 (1.91 m)
Ochii mei sunt
Albaștri
Starea mea civilă este
Singur(ă)
Am copii
Da - Nu acasă
Doresc copii
Nu
Caracteristica mea cea mai bună este
Piept
Body Art
Cu cicatrice, Tatuaj vizibil
Am mai multe de asta
Fără animale de companie
Dispus să mă mut
Nu
Status
Nivelul meu de educație este
Ceva colegiu
Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este
Cu normă întreagă
Specializarea mea este
Altele
Eu trăiesc
Singur(ă)
acasă
Liniște totală
Fumez
Da - des
Beau
Da - des
Personalitate
În liceu am fost
Clown de clasă
Comportamentul meu social este
Atent, De comedie
Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt
Gătire, Camping, Pescuit / Vânătoare
Distracția bună pentru mine este
Încercarea de lucruri noi, Relaxare
Prietenii mei mă descriu ca
Tainic
Vizualizări
Religia mea este
Agnostică
Particip la servicii
Niciodată
Genul meu de umor este
Deștept, Tainic, Vulgar
Gust
La TV întotdeauna mă uit la
Știri, Drame, Instruire, Sporturi
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea
Acțiune, Comedie , Dramă
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Inteligență, Umor, Empatie, Sensibilitate, Spontaneitate, Grija
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