The Truth....lol
samapple
Manchester, United Kingdom | Mand Søger en Kvinde
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Jeg beskriver mig selv som
43 - no I'm not I'm 44. I have a keen sense of humour (apparently), Ex rugby player 6 3", 120kg, solvent, own house (not a bloody clue what to do with it!) honest, loyal and strongly believe in opening doors for ladies. I am probably a little old fashioned for some, honesty, loyalty, integrity etc ( I don't think thats such a bad thing!) However if I have put you off then this should swing it- I have all my own hair
OR ...
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I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
OR ...
.
I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
Underskriv
Fiskene
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Et par ekstra kilo
Min højde er
191 cm
Mine øjne er
Blå
Min civilstand er
Single
Jeg har børn
Ja - ikke hjemme
Jeg vil have børn
Nej
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Bryst
Kropsudsmykning
Arret, Synlig tatovering
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Ingen kæledyr
Villig til at flytte
Nej
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Lidt af universitetet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Fuldtid
Mit speciale er
Andet
Jeg bor
Alene
Hjemme
Alt er roligt
Jeg er ryger
Ja - ofte
Jeg drikker
Ja - ofte
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Klassens klovn
Min sociale opførsel er
Observerende, Komisk
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Madlavning, Camping, Fisk / jagt
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Prøve noget nyt, Afslappende
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Obskur
Synspunkter
Min religion er
Agnostiker
Jeg deltager i tjenester
Aldrig
Min form for humor er
Snu, Obskur, Fræk
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid
Nyheder, Dramaer, Gør-det-selv, Sport
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Handling, Comedy, Drama
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Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Intelligens, Humor, Empati, Følsomhed, Spontanitet, Omtanke
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