The Truth....lol
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Manchester, United Kingdom | Homem Procurando um Mulher
Informação Básica
Me Descreveria Como
43 - no I'm not I'm 44. I have a keen sense of humour (apparently), Ex rugby player 6 3", 120kg, solvent, own house (not a bloody clue what to do with it!) honest, loyal and strongly believe in opening doors for ladies. I am probably a little old fashioned for some, honesty, loyalty, integrity etc ( I don't think thats such a bad thing!) However if I have put you off then this should swing it- I have all my own hair
OR ...
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I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
OR ...
.
I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
Signo
Peixes
Aparência & Situação
Meu Tipo de Corpo:
Com Alguns Quilos Extra
Minha Altura:
1.91 m
Cor dos Olhos:
Azuis
Minha Situação Conjugal:
Solteiro
Com Filhos?
Sim - Não Em Casa
Quer Ter Filhos?
Não
Minha Melhor Característica:
Peito
Arte no Corpo
Marcado/a, Tatuagem Visível
Animais Que Possuo:
Não possuo animais
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?
Não
Status
Nível Educacional
Alguma Faculdade
Ocupação
Tempo Integral
Especialização
Outra
Eu Moro
Sozinho
Em Casa
Tudo Está Calmo
Eu Fumo
Sim - Frequentemente
Eu Bebo
Sim - Frequentemente
Personalidade
No Colegial, Eu Era Um
Palhaço da Sala
Meu Comportamento Social É
Observador, Cômico/a
Meus Interesses e Atividades São
Cozinhar, Acampar, Caçar / Pescar
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É
Experimentar Novas Coisas, Relaxar
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo
Obscuro/a
Vistas
Minha Religião É
Agnóstico
Frequento Serviços
Nunca
Meu Tipo de Humor É
Inteligente, Obscuro/a, Obsceno/a
Gosto
Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto
Notícias, Dramas, Educativo, Esportes
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um
Ação, Comédia, Drama
À procura de
O Que Você Acha Atraente?
Inteligência, Humor, Empatia, Sensibilidade, Espontaneidade, Consideração Pelos Outros
Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?
Amigo