My cat is driving me crazy!

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm seeking a nerdy, geeky, studious 420 enthusiast. Possibly a bookworm, someone with an edgy, artsy, freaky side, someone with soothsayer gypsy like tendencies, someone with cheap reading glasses who looks irresistible as she struts around my house wearing a Motorhead t-shirt, torn panties, and dirty tube socks, someone with tattoos, piercings, colored hair, and the occasional bad breath, or just someone cool who'll rock my world and vise versa. Mind, body, and soul, I'm constantly into improving the human condition. Call me a healer. Please allow me to check on the condition your condition is in and let's take this journey together, hand in hand, one step at a time. Our relationship shall be an equal partnership as we become one, synergy, two separate and unique forces combined to create a greater more powerful force. I shall refer to you as my warrior princess. We'll go bowling on our first date. You'll probably win. Afterward we'll mend my bruised ego. We'll hit a couple bars. We'll get lit. At one point I’ll slide my barstool close to yours and in a monotone voice whisper Hunter Thompson quotes into your ear over and over again. You'll hear things like, "I have spent half my life trying to get away from journalism, but I am still mired in it, a low trade and habit worse than heroin, a strange seedy world full of misfits and drunkards and failures." Yeah, that's right, over and over again. Suddenly you reach out and cover my mouth with your hand. Your nails are painted glossy black and pink. You grab my hand then lead me out into the parking lot. You nudge me up against a wall, grab my throat, pull my head close to your face, look straight into my eyes, and snarl, “shut up, shut up, shut up, now rip my panties off ****er!” I slur, stutter, and drool then reach up under your dress, one swift yank takes them right off. See, synergy, a force of one, you and I.

Sign

Taurus

My Body Type Is

Fit

My Height Is

5' 11 (1.8 m)

My Eyes Are

Green

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Arms

Body Art

Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Bald

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Work At Home

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Jack of many trades

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - But Non Tobacco

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly, Observant, Reserved

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Exercising, Fishing / Hunting, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Music, Reading

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Going To A Concert, Relaxing, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Bowling, maybe bingo.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

My Religion Is

Other

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

Keep breathing.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Movies, Reality Shows

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Blues, Classical, Country, Jazz, Latin, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Erotica, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Mystery, Nature, News, Poetry, Romance, Reference, Science, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

Sailing the San Francisco Bay.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

That spark of electricity when our hands touch for the very first time. Eggheads refer to it as electrostaic discharge produced by friction (i.e. carpet rub, touching door knods, etc). I call it something else.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Marriage