My cat is driving me crazy!

Jeg taler

Engelsk

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

I'm seeking a nerdy, geeky, studious 420 enthusiast. Possibly a bookworm, someone with an edgy, artsy, freaky side, someone with soothsayer gypsy like tendencies, someone with cheap reading glasses who looks irresistible as she struts around my house wearing a Motorhead t-shirt, torn panties, and dirty tube socks, someone with tattoos, piercings, colored hair, and the occasional bad breath, or just someone cool who'll rock my world and vise versa. Mind, body, and soul, I'm constantly into improving the human condition. Call me a healer. Please allow me to check on the condition your condition is in and let's take this journey together, hand in hand, one step at a time. Our relationship shall be an equal partnership as we become one, synergy, two separate and unique forces combined to create a greater more powerful force. I shall refer to you as my warrior princess. We'll go bowling on our first date. You'll probably win. Afterward we'll mend my bruised ego. We'll hit a couple bars. We'll get lit. At one point I’ll slide my barstool close to yours and in a monotone voice whisper Hunter Thompson quotes into your ear over and over again. You'll hear things like, "I have spent half my life trying to get away from journalism, but I am still mired in it, a low trade and habit worse than heroin, a strange seedy world full of misfits and drunkards and failures." Yeah, that's right, over and over again. Suddenly you reach out and cover my mouth with your hand. Your nails are painted glossy black and pink. You grab my hand then lead me out into the parking lot. You nudge me up against a wall, grab my throat, pull my head close to your face, look straight into my eyes, and snarl, “shut up, shut up, shut up, now rip my panties off ****er!” I slur, stutter, and drool then reach up under your dress, one swift yank takes them right off. See, synergy, a force of one, you and I.

Underskriv

Taurus

Min kropstype er

Veltrænet

Min højde er

180 cm

Mine øjne er

Grøn

Min etnicitet er

Kaukasisk

Min civilstand er

Skilt

Jeg har børn

Nej

Jeg vil have børn

Nej

Mit bedste karaktertræk er

Arme

Kropsudsmykning

Synlig tatovering

Mit hår er

Skaldet

Jeg har en eller flere af disse

Kat, Hund

Villig til at flytte

Nej

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Universitetsuddannet

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Arbejder hjemmefra

Mit speciale er

Andet

Min jobtitel er

Jack of many trades

Jeg bor

Med værelseskammerat(er)

Hjemme

Alt er roligt

Jeg er ryger

Ja - men ikke tobak

Jeg drikker

Ja - til fester

I gymnasiet var jeg

Cool fyr

Min sociale opførsel er

Venlig, Observerende, Reserveret

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Gå på diskotek / barer, Motion, Fisk / jagt, Havearbejde, Læring, Film, Musik, Læsning

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Tage til koncert, Afslappende, Prøve noget nyt

En ideel første date ville være

Bowling, maybe bingo.

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Venlig, Cool, Fræk, Fjollet

Min religion er

Andet

Jeg deltager i tjenester

Aldrig

Mit mål i livet er

Keep breathing.

Min form for humor er

Banal, Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig, Fjollet, Obskur, Sadistisk, Slapstick, Fræk

I tv ser jeg altid

Nyheder, Film, Reality Shows

Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en

Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romantik, Drama, Dokumentar, Familie, Animation, Gys, Thriller

Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til

Blues, Klassisk, Land, Jazz, Latin, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rock

Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid

Selvbiografi, Biografi, Business, Klassisk, Erotik, Fiktion, Sundhed, Historie, Hus og have, Humor, Gør-det-selv, Matematik, Mystik, Natur, Nyheder, Poesi, Romantik, Opslag, Videnskab, Teknisk

Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er

Sailing the San Francisco Bay.

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Skaldethed, Empati, Flirtende, Flot udseende, Dygtighed, Humor, Intelligens, Særheder, Passivitet, Magt, Følsomhed, Spontanitet, Omtanke, Morsom

Hvad leder du efter?

That spark of electricity when our hands touch for the very first time. Eggheads refer to it as electrostaic discharge produced by friction (i.e. carpet rub, touching door knods, etc). I call it something else.

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet, Andet, Giftemål