Can you handle the unpredictable?
icauzemischief
Collinsville, Oklahoma | Nainen Hae A Miestä
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My screen name was given to me by a sibling who set me up online at the very beginning. I've kept it because everyone who knows me makes the same comment...it's the only one that fits my personality!! That's not saying I am into drama, problems, or any of the other things that seem to come into the minds of shallow people. If you are old enough to remember the calamity Lucille Ball managed to get in to on her shows, well, mine happen in real life!! It's a natural talent!! When I say "I have a plan!", people around me either cringe, run, hide, or need CPR from laughing so hard!
First off, I smoke. I do NOT smoke around people who don't. If I found the right person and they didn't smoke, I would quit. Why I haven't yet is beyond me...score one up for stupidity! lol
I say what I mean, and mean what I say, which I expect from people around me. I ask for 3 simple things...be honest, no secrets, and don't make a promise you can't keep. When I love, I love deeply, giving all there is to give. I am spontaneous, full of laughter, and mildly unpredictable...well, maybe a little more than mildly...lol I am a romantic at heart who takes pleasure in the simple things in life.
"As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid your life will end, be afraid it will never begin." ...Unknown Author
First off, I smoke. I do NOT smoke around people who don't. If I found the right person and they didn't smoke, I would quit. Why I haven't yet is beyond me...score one up for stupidity! lol
I say what I mean, and mean what I say, which I expect from people around me. I ask for 3 simple things...be honest, no secrets, and don't make a promise you can't keep. When I love, I love deeply, giving all there is to give. I am spontaneous, full of laughter, and mildly unpredictable...well, maybe a little more than mildly...lol I am a romantic at heart who takes pleasure in the simple things in life.
"As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid your life will end, be afraid it will never begin." ...Unknown Author
Kirjaudu
Rapu
Ulkonäkö ja Tilanne
Vartalonmallini on
Muutama ylimääräinen kilo
Pituuteni on
5' 4 (1.63 m)
Silmienvärini on
Ruskea
Etninen taustani on
Valkoihoinen
Aviosäätyni on
Eronnut
Minulla on lapsia
Kyllä - Ei kotona
Haluan lapsia
Ei
Paras puoleni on
Silmät
Ulkonäkö
Lävistetty... Mutta vain korvista
Hiukseni ovat
Tummanruskea
Minulla on yksi tai kaksi tällaista
Ei lemmikeitä
Olen valmis muuttamaan
Kyllä
Tila
Koulutukseni taso on
Jonkin verran Lukiota
Työllisyys tilanteeni on
Kokopäiväinen
Erikoistun
Muu
Työ tittelini on
County Employee
Tuloni per vuosi
$15,000USD - $29,999USD
Asun
Yksin
Kotona
Kaikki on rauhallista
Tupakoin
Kyllä - Usein
Juon
Kyllä - Seurassa
Persoonallisuus
Yläasteella olin
Matti Meikäläinen
Sosiaalinen käyttäytymiseni
Ystävällinen, Aina menossa
Kiinnostuksen kohteet ja Harrastukseni ovat
Taide & Käsityöt, Lukeminen, Musiikki, Internetti, Tanssiminen, Perhe, Ruokailla, Matkustaminen, Kokkaus, Puutarhanhoito, Telttailu, Kalastaminen / Metsästys, Tietokoneet
Käsitykseni mukavasta ajanvietteestä on
Kavereiden kanssa hengailu, Uusien asioiden kokeilu, Kirjan Lukeminen, Konserttiin meneminen
Unelma treffini olisivat
Just getting to know one another.
Olen aina halunnut kokeilla
To actually DRIVE a bike instead of being the passenger. Have a motorcycle endorsement on my license I've never used...lol
Kaverini kuvailevat minun olevan
Ystävällinen, Joku jota muut kadehtii, Hassu
Katsomukset
Uskontoni on
Hengellinen mutta ei uskonnollinen
Käyn säännöllisesti
Ei koskaan
Tavoitteeni elämässäni on
To have laughter and peace around me...to share this with someone.
Minun tapainen huumori on
Älykäs, Ystävällinen, Hassu, Kermakakkukomedia
Maku
Televisiosta katson
Sarjakuvat, Dokumentit, Draamat, Tilannekomediat, Elokuvat
Kun menen elokuviin, lähden katsomaan
Toiminta, Scifi, Komedia, Draama, Dokumentti, Kauhu, Trilleri
Kun kuuntelen musiikkia, kuuntelen aina
Country musiikki, Rock musiikki
Kun luen, luen aina
Omaelämänkerta, Elämänkerta, Kaunokirjallisuus, Historia, Kauhu, Mysteeri
Käsitykseni hauskanpidosta on
Other than jumping out of an airplane and expecting a sheet to stop me from being a splatter of goop on the ground, or bunjie jumping and expecting that rubber band NOT to break and again making me a splatter of goop on the ground...anything else would work! Camping, fishing, motorcycles, cars, shooting pool, cooking, reading, crafts, flea markets, garage sales, long drives, country music, slow dancing, classic rock are just a few of my interests.
Etsii
Mikä sinua vetää puoleensa?
Huumori, Herkkyys, Kaljuus, Spontaanisuus, Voima, Flirttaileva, Nokkela, Ajattelevaisuus
Minkälaista suhdetta etsit?
Kaveri, Päivämäärä, Sitoutunut