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icauzemischief

Collinsville, Oklahoma | Mujer Buscando Hombre

Información Básica

Puedo hablar
Inglés
Me describiría a mi mismo como
My screen name was given to me by a sibling who set me up online at the very beginning. I've kept it because everyone who knows me makes the same comment...it's the only one that fits my personality!! That's not saying I am into drama, problems, or any of the other things that seem to come into the minds of shallow people. If you are old enough to remember the calamity Lucille Ball managed to get in to on her shows, well, mine happen in real life!! It's a natural talent!! When I say "I have a plan!", people around me either cringe, run, hide, or need CPR from laughing so hard!

First off, I smoke. I do NOT smoke around people who don't. If I found the right person and they didn't smoke, I would quit. Why I haven't yet is beyond me...score one up for stupidity! lol

I say what I mean, and mean what I say, which I expect from people around me. I ask for 3 simple things...be honest, no secrets, and don't make a promise you can't keep. When I love, I love deeply, giving all there is to give. I am spontaneous, full of laughter, and mildly unpredictable...well, maybe a little more than mildly...lol I am a romantic at heart who takes pleasure in the simple things in life.

"As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid your life will end, be afraid it will never begin." ...Unknown Author
Signo
Cancer

Apariencia y Situación

Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Algún kilo de más
Mi altura es
5' 4 (1.63 m)
Mis ojos son
Marrones
Mi raza es
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es
Divorciado
Tengo hijos
Si - No En Casa
Quiero tener hijos
No
Mi Mejor característica es
Ojos
Piercings, tatuajes…
Piercing… pero sólo en las orejas
Mi pelo es
Marrón Oscuro
Tengo uno o más de estos
Sin Mascotas
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar
Si

Estatus

Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Algo de Universidad
Mi situación laboral actual es
Tiempo Completo
Mi especialidad es
Otros
Mi trabajo es como
County Employee
Mi salario anual es de
$15,000USD a $29,999USD
Vivo en
Solo/a
En casa
Todo tranquilo
Soy Fumador
Si - A menudo
Soy Bebedor
Si - Socialmente

Personalidad

En el instituto, era
Un tipo normal
Socialmente, me describiría como
Amistoso, Extrovertido/a
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Artes y Manualidades, Leer, Música, Internet, Bailar, Familia, Cenar, Viajar, Cocinar, Jardineria, Ir de camping, Pesca / Caza, Computadoras
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Salir con amigos, Probar cosas nuevas, Leer un Libro, Ir a un Concierto
Mi primera cita ideal sería
Just getting to know one another.
Siempre he querido probar
To actually DRIVE a bike instead of being the passenger. Have a motorcycle endorsement on my license I've never used...lol
Mis amigos me describen como
Amistoso, Lo que todo el mundo quiere ser, Bobo

Puntos de Vista

Mi religión es
Espiritual pero no religioso
Voy a la iglesia
Nunca
Mi meta en la vida
To have laughter and peace around me...to share this with someone.
Mi sentido del humor es
Inteligente, Amistoso, Bobo, Payasadas

Gustos

En la TV, siempre veo
Dibujos Animados, Documentales, Dramas, Comedias de Situación, Películas
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Acción, Ciencia Ficción, Comedia , Drama , Documentales, Horror, Suspense
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
Country, Rock
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Autobiografías, Biografías, Ficción, Historia, Horror, Misterio
Mi idea de diversión es
Other than jumping out of an airplane and expecting a sheet to stop me from being a splatter of goop on the ground, or bunjie jumping and expecting that rubber band NOT to break and again making me a splatter of goop on the ground...anything else would work! Camping, fishing, motorcycles, cars, shooting pool, cooking, reading, crafts, flea markets, garage sales, long drives, country music, slow dancing, classic rock are just a few of my interests.

Estoy buscando a

¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Humor, Sensibilidad, Audacia, Espontaneidad, Poder, Coquetería, Ingenio, Detallista
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?
Amigo/a , Cita, Comprometido