I am the original Ugly Troll!
trolldood
Coon Rapids, Minnesota | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Lifelong biker, 45 years old, single, I have a wonderful 19 year old daughter. I love the wind in my face and I love to sing. Those are my passions right now. I own half of a DJ/Karaoke business which I do mostly for the fun of it. We put the FU in fun!! My other interests include first person shooter PC video gaming and I do this with a buncha great guys online every week. Other types of video games as well, shooting pool, playing darts, watching movies, at home or at the theater, either way is better with a sexy fender bunny to snuggle up with :) I like 4 wheelin, snowmobiling, bowling, boating, fishing, camping,oh the list goes on...when I have time for these things! I'm a workin man for the most part and I value morals and hold myself to a certain standard in that aspect. Ask anyone who knows me what kind of person I am and if they're being serious, which most of em are goofballs, they'll tell you I am a good and simple guy. I'm kind and generous, I'm honest, loyal and trustworthy, Caring, affectionate and passionate about life and love. I would treat someone I love with great respect and I would expect all these things in return. I'm no cheater and I'm not violent or cruel. I've never been married because I just haven't found anyone who fits the bill and watched a lot of friends go through tough marriages and even worse divorces and it just seemed like such a risk. I'm putting all of that aside in hopes that the risk will be worth the great happiness I hope to achieve. Don't bother with me if you aren't serious about finding this too. Much luck to all of you who search for that one special person who you can connect with...it is a rare thing to find.
Sign
Libra
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are
Green
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is
Lead
I Make This Much In A Year
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s), With Parent(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
Yes - One Or Two
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Brain
My Social Behavior Is
Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Shy, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Camping, Cars, Computers, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Movies, Music, Sports
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Playing Video Games, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Karaoke nite or a ride on my hog.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Flying the space shuttle or upside down underwater basket weaving contests.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Obscure, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
To not work for anyone but myself...and to own Hawaii :)
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Blues, Country, Dance, Electronic, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rock, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Business, Fantasy, Instructional, Mystery, Supernatural, Reference
My Idea Of Fun Is
Riding my 07 Ultra Classic, Singing, hanging out with good people, BBQ!!
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Boldness, Empathy, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
Honesty and loyalty mostly. Caring and compassion. Affection, tenderness, and someone who will work together as a partner. Beauty inside and out.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Committed, Marriage