“Get yours today, before it is too late.
slamnnsam
Kansas City, Missouri | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
Available at a very low price (practically free, extremely low monthly payments) Completely self-supporting and self-transporting. Send me back at any time if you are not completely satisfied. However, with proper and minimal maintenance (more than a houseplant, less than a child) and upkeep this product could quite likely last for a lifetime.
Comes with a no cling option, and can easily be left unattended outside for extended periods if you are temporarily fed up.
Approved by the USDA, recommended by Doctors, and your old and cranky aunt who always asks why you are still single. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, inability to stop smiling and irrational optimism.
* OH BY THE WAY SOMETIMES A WINK SAYS I LIKE YOUR PROFILE OR YOUR CUTE MY WAY OF COMPLEMENTING!!!
Comes with a no cling option, and can easily be left unattended outside for extended periods if you are temporarily fed up.
Approved by the USDA, recommended by Doctors, and your old and cranky aunt who always asks why you are still single. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, inability to stop smiling and irrational optimism.
* OH BY THE WAY SOMETIMES A WINK SAYS I LIKE YOUR PROFILE OR YOUR CUTE MY WAY OF COMPLEMENTING!!!
Sign
Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Other
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Bird
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Sales / Marketing
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Sports, Music, Family, Theater, Cooking, Cars, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
First Date. You could pick me up in your Ferrari, take me to your private jet, then Wisk me away for a torrid weekend on your private Island estate somewhere in the Caribbean. Unfortunately this will probably leave me feeling cheap and used, so we should probably just go for a Coffee.
* Offers of torrid weekends in the Caribbean will be considered on a case-by-case basis*
* Offers of torrid weekends in the Caribbean will be considered on a case-by-case basis*
I've Always Wanted To Try
Hmmm...Twins?
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, A Flirt
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Situation Comedies, Sports