This won't hurt a bit.....
shovelbutt1
Fresno, California | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Ready to ride with one that is truly available. I am honest to a fault, so don't pitch em' if you don't want em' hit! Five five nine two three three one six one nine. If you are really single and require a great passenger.....go no further.
Sign
Taurus
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Widowed
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Legs
Body Art
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is
Seriously??? Next!!!
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Socially
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Brain
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Reading, Learning, Music, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
with a real person.......inside and out!
I've Always Wanted To Try
underwater basket weaving................naked!
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Raunchy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is
reaching my pursuit of happiness.........
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Classic, Comic, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Poetry, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is
Simple, uncomplicated, no particular destined road trips.....with a simple, uncomplicated, yet destined man
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
I'm no longer looking......I'll be in the lost and found if anyone wants to adopt me. Am paper trained and have had my shots!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Intimate, Committed