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I Can Speak

English, German, Binary

I Would Describe Myself As

Got into biking at 15 and never looked back. There was a time whilst the ankle-biters were growing up (no longer saddled with dull, boring, non-biking, accountancy type ex) when I was bikeless for some months and it was hell. I like European touring and rallies. Got several bikes - different types/sizes in various states from OK to 'needs attention' to 'basket case'. Preference for big European machinery.
Not into DIY even though I'm quite capable so don't expect me to except in emergency. You want a new kitchen? Feel free to buy a new kitchen and pay somebody else to fit it for you - I'll happily chill with the tube or music or work on the bikes with a beer or three instead thanks.
If you admire Randy Hickey then you and me will get along just fine.

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

6' 2 (1.88 m)

My Eyes Are

Green

My Ethnicity Is

European, Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Student

My Speciality Is

Computers / Electronic

My Job Title Is

full-time university student (skint)

I Make This Much In A Year

Less Than $14,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Comedic, Dark, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Do something slightly unusual like go up a mountain. You get to learn more about a person like that than sitting having a drink or a coffee and wondering what to talk about.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, A Troll, Obscure

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Anarchist

My Goal In Life Is

To have a darned good time before being absorbed back into the superconcious.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, New age, Reggae, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Reference, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

European touring, rallying, visiting far off historical places (Berlin, Dresden, Prague, Auschwitz), music festivals, gigs, cinema, foreign food (preferably in foreign places.)

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

SELECT * FROM nice_females
WHERE age > 44 AND age < 59
AND starsign = ( "pisces" OR "taurus" OR "scorpio" OR "virgo" OR "cancer" )
AND spelling = "good"
AND grammar = "good"
AND intelligence = "good"
AND eyes NOT = ( "brown" OR "black" OR "bloodshot" )
AND smoking_habits NOT = ( "regular" OR "heavy" )
AND booze_habits NOT = ( "teetotal" OR "heavy" )
AND pets NOT = ( "dog" OR "dogs" );

Sun readers and Corrie/DeadEnders/Enemadale watchers look elsewhere. Ditto car-heads, bread-heads, Trinnie & Susannah type tidiness freaks, gold diggers and those without no sensible capabilities i.e. accountants, auditors etc.

Sorry but these characteristics are all non-negotiable.

My ideal woman would comply with all the above and be as tall as me, not fat, red hair, blue eyes, part-scottish/part-german/part-welsh. Yeah - and that's about as likely as the pope turning jewish so it's time to stop dreaming and look for somebody real.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed