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naughtycalman

Bristol, United Kingdom | Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
still a grumpy old bastard with a severe sense of humour
looking for some one to have a crack with
can you keep up ?
Heading to New Zealand as soon as visa is completed...fancy a challenge anyone ?
Sign
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Butt
Body Art
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Fish
Willing To Relocate
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is
project manager
I Make This Much In A Year
$100,000USD To $150,000USD
I Live
Alone, With Roomate(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is
Boisterous, Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Camping, Cars, Music, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Sports
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Partying, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Drag racing !!!
Bike rally / run
Fetish party
I've Always Wanted To Try
still looking for stuff the excites
No limits found yet ha ha ha
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is
Other
I Attend Services
On Holidays
My Political Views Are
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is
Play hard work hard and /enjoy life to the limit with a good looking woman next to me
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Dance, Electronic, Folk, Industrial, Metal, New age, Punk, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Erotica, Fiction, Philosophy, Supernatural, Reference, Religious, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is
Good looking women
Fast things/ people always get my attention and good looking women
Having a beer & a laugh & good looking women
Boys toys & good looking women
Good looking women with a wild humour

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Oddities, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
a striking character with a humour that challenges as well as compliments easch other.
Fast dry wit of an alternative view point, particularly a naughty one !!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Other, Doesnt Matter, Committed