I am no longer a danger to society!

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

I'M SINGLE, DIVORCED, CHRISTIAN, EXTREMELY HUMOROUS (SOMETIMES TO THE POINT OF MAKING PEOPLE ILL, SO BEWARE), A REAL MAN IN EVERY FORM OF THE BEING, BEEN THERE DONE THAT GOT THE T-SHIRT AND TATTOO'S TO PROVE IT, LOVE LIFE, LOVE KIDS, LIKE PETS (NOT POLICE DOGS), NOT UNDERWEIGHT & NOT TOO OVERWEIGHT, I PHOTOGRAPH HORRIBLY, BUT DON'T CARE (SO TAKE AS MANY PICS AS YOU WOULD LIKE), NOT A GAME PLAYER WHEN IT COMES TO DATING (now cards is another story), LOOKING FOR LOVE, EASY GOING, LAID BACK, DID I SAY FUNNY, CUTE BUT NOT EGOTISTICAL, TEDDY BEAR AND HAVE SOME SOLID AS WELL AS SEMI SOLID MEAT ON MY BONES, I DO NOT EMBARASS, BUT SOMETIMES I EMBARASS OTHERS PURPOSELY (OUT OF LOVE). IF YOU LIKE MOTORCYCLES GREAT, IF YOU SCUBA DIVE, GREATER, IF YOU FIND ME FUNNY IN PERSON WHILE RIDING A MOTORCYCLE SCUBA DIVING (UNDERWATER) THEN CALL ME, SO I CAN PROPOSE! FINALLY FOR ALL SINGLE WOMEN WHO VIEW MY "PAGE" I DON'T WANT TO SOUND DESPERATE BECAUSE I AM DESPERATE AND I'M BEGGING YOU TO WAVE YOUR HANDS, JUMP UP AND DOWN, AND CONTACT ME (INTERNET STYLE OR ANY WAY YOU FIND POSSIBLE). I'm very frustrated with meeting single friends around my age. They are far and few between if existent at all (so it seems)! All joking aside i just would like to have the opportunity to meet some great people that i could possibly become friends with; a female "partner in crime" would be lovely. FINALLY; JUST DO US BOTH A FAVOR AND GIVE ME A SHOT. (can i possibly beg or lower myself on this site any further? I will! LOL) Well until we meet, I LOVE ALL OF YOU; FRIEND AND FOE, CHRIS

Underskriv

Skytten

Min kropstype er

Tyk

Min højde er

178 cm

Mine øjne er

Blå

Min etnicitet er

Kaukasisk

Min civilstand er

Skilt

Jeg har børn

Ja - ikke hjemme

Jeg vil have børn

Ikke sikker

Mit bedste karaktertræk er

Ben

Kropsudsmykning

Synlig tatovering

Mit hår er

Skaldet

Jeg har en eller flere af disse

Ingen kæledyr

Villig til at flytte

Ja

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Lidt af universitetet

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Fuldtid

Mit speciale er

Computere / elektronik

Min jobtitel er

Too Many To List

Jeg tjener så meget på et år

Fra $15.000USD til $29.999USD

Jeg bor

Med værelseskammerat(er)

Hjemme

Alt er roligt

Jeg er ryger

Nej

Jeg drikker

Ja - en eller to

I gymnasiet var jeg

Cool fyr

Min sociale opførsel er

Observerende, Venlig, Komisk, Uadvendt

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Internet, Spil, Familie, Religion / Spiritualitet, Camping, Kortspil, Frivilligt, Computer

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Være sammen med venner, Feste, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Afslappende, Drikke, Læse en bog, Spille computerspil, Tv, Gå på museum

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Cool

Min religion er

Kristen

Jeg deltager i tjenester

En gang om ugen

Min form for humor er

Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Fjollet, Obskur, Slapstick, Fræk

I tv ser jeg altid

Nyheder, Dokumentarer, Sitcoms, Film

Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en

Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Dokumentar, Familie, Gys, Thriller

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Følsomhed, Skaldethed, Spontanitet, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke, Passivitet

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet