Drummer needs a full time gig...
maxfit
San Jose, California | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Portuguese, Dutch, Chinese, Arabic, Russian, Hebrew, Hindi, Tagalog, Urdu, Binary, Polish, Turkish, Other
I Would Describe Myself As
No words can express the true essence of who I really am... Musically talented with strong artistic attributes and wits to no end. I prefer to think in the abstract. Being that this site caters to a biker life style, let me say this... Ladies if your seeking a knuckle dragging neanderthal who can only put two words together, keep on looking. I'm not him! Other than that I just "might" be your guy.
Sign
Libra
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Curvy
My Height Is
4' 0 (1.22 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
European, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Lips
Body Art
Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Other, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Platinum
I Have One Or More Of These
Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Rodent, I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Homemaker
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is
Cabanna Boy / Thong Model
I Live
Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Cigars
I Drink
No
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Exercising, Learning, Music, Family, Theater, Travel, Gardening, Cars, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge together... Hell I don't care! What ever comes with spontaneous combustion!!!
I've Always Wanted To Try
No bucket list here... I've done more than my fair share... I will, however, try anything she wants to do!
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Hindu
I Attend Services
Every Day
My Political Views Are
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is
I'm living it! Oh! I almost forgot... To be incarcerated in a woman's prison... Hmmm!!! No on second thought, I'm not that young anymore...
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read
I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is
Riding my Harley naked in front of police stations. With a strait face ask where the fitting room is when purchasing condoms. After three weeks of making decaf for the office staff, substitute it with espresso then kick back and watch the show. Give strangers the wrong directions when asked. Give pan handlers a dollar bill torn in half and tell them to meet me here tomorrow for the rest. Tell my kids because of the week economy I'm going to have to let one of them go. When pulled over by a cop lie and say, "yes I've been drinking"...
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Date, Intimate, Committed