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lisanadine

Guelph, Ontario | Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Forty-six year old woman, single, punctual,looking for an honest, faithful partner. Baggage ok, you don't get to be at this stage of your life without any...

If you know this song, maybe you relate.

I had visions I was in them I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer
The rottenness and evil in me
Fingertips have memories
Mine can't forget the curves
of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
(But no one ever does) ...
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
and I'm so hot 'cause I'm in hell

Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding And I don't even own a TV
Put me in the hospital for nerves
And then they had to commit me
You told them all
I was crazy They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee
Goddamn you

I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin, to live so well

I wanna publish 'zines And rage against machines
I wanna pierce my tongue It doesn't hurt, it feels fine
The trivial sublime I'd like to turn off time
And kill my mind You kill my mind Mind...
Paranoia, paranoia Everybody's comin' to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm runnin' underground with the moles
Diggin' holes
Hear the voices in my head
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
The agony and the irony, they're killing me, whoa!

I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin to live this well (One, two, three, four!)
Sign
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Curvy
My Height Is
5' 0 (1.52 m)
My Eyes Are
Green
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog, No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is
Grooming assistant
I Make This Much In A Year
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Brain
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Camping, Internet, Gardening, Learning, Music, Reading
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Going To A Concert, Partying, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Take me for a ride!
I've Always Wanted To Try
Half pipe on a skateboard
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is
Other
I Attend Services
Once
My Political Views Are
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is
Not to be dependent on anyone
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs, I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Industrial, Metal, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read
Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Supernatural, Religious, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is
A long ride, beer/music, Scrabble ( I spell well), toilet papering houses on Hallowe'en, Dover, Bike shows, a good book and a bottle of wine, ****of course, and, most of all, intelligent stimulating conversation.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Empathy, Good Looks, Intelligence, Power, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
Open, honest, intelligent, faithful, nonconformity
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Committed