Chicken hypnotiser wanted...

I Would Describe Myself As

Drop dead gorgeous millionairess with a heart condtion...oh no, that's someone else. OK, here goes nothing. I have no hobbies or talents, don't cook, clean or make my own bread. I listen to loud rock/punk/dance music, love Iggy, Clash, Pistols, Lemmy, Kasabian, Irvine Welsh, Prodigy, ska/dub, Tarantino, cats, sleeping, radio 4 & xfm, chocolate, white wine, and brussels sprouts. I dress like a cross between New look and the charity shop, have 2 tattooes, a pierced nose and short purply hair. I'm a professional nag (honest!) and am generous, independent, funny, kind, sarcastic, hormonal, swear a lot, and need hugs. If that floats yer boat, fine, if not, leave now & we'll say no more about it....

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 0 (1.52 m)

My Eyes Are

Gray

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Other

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

support worker

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Theater, Travel

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Tv

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Anything except a quiet night in with a bottle of red, a log fire and a dvd, or a walk on a beach.

I've Always Wanted To Try

F1 driving, speed boating.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Anarchist

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Slapstick

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Soaps

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Comedy, Drama

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fiction, History, Humor, Political, Satire

My Idea Of Fun Is

Music that makes your ears bleed, sleeping, cat cuddling, drinking, swearing, radio 4, chocolate, talking bollocks.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

No idea. I used to have very definite criteria but now I have none really. As long as you can talk bollocks with me and listen attentively to every word I utter as if I'm telling you the meaning of life when all I'm doing is ordering pizza, you'll do for now.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date