Have bike, will travel.
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Spokane, Washington | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Joe
I Can Speak
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As
Hello!
Seeking zombie apocalypse team mate and lover. Safety not guaranteed. We live as legends.
If that turns into forever, great!
Can we meet instead of texting forever? Textual relationships are an empty toilet paper roll, mental masturbation.
We learn so much more face to face!
I will be going to do stuff. You wanna come?
Any outdoor activity welcome!
I'll learn pickle ball if I must.
I do not mind long distance relationships. Quality over quantity.
Please limit the filters. When we meet, I'll notice. Perfume and I do not get along. Burns my eyes, nose and throat. Patchouli?🤢
You can be natural or done up for a night on the town.
I value authenticity, honesty and good communication.
My friends describe me as loyal, authentic and a safe place for our conversations.
If we start dating. We, together, say we are dating. I am dating only you. Once we are exclusive. You are welcome to my phone anytime you want. Sleep with it under your pillow if you like.
Still here? Great! Let's get started.
I want to hear about you. I like stories, peoples stories. You don't have to be perfect or like everything I do. We do not have to align perfectly politically. What a bore! If that is a dating criteria! How cringy!
It's appreciated if you have a curiosity about the world things, mysteries.
I have been many places and done many things. Things people watch on TV or travel a long ways to attend.
Been entertaining people for decades.
However, I am just country boy family man.
Travel a bit, love to boat, go camping, hike, mountain bike, snowboard, concerts and ride my motorcycle. I ride even when the weather isn't great.
Love the road less traveled., travelled. Did you know both spellings are correct? English is weird.
Music interest from classical to Rockabilly. 20's to today. I learned along time ago. If I like it, I like it.
I abhor herd mentality, group think, tribalism. Sort of a sigma male. Bonus if you are a sigma woman! If you are, You are RARE!
Curious about the world, things, science. Kind of a smarty pants. I can fix things that probably should be thrown out.
My business makes it so that I know hundreds of people. However, I can count my true friends on one hand.
Hoping to find someone that likes themselves. Someone that wants a symbiotic relationship.
We have all had trials but do you like yourself?
If you use marijuana. That's fine as long as it is in moderation at appropriate times. However, I cannot tolerate addiction around me.
Spiritual but I do not go to church.
Pretty spontaneous but I get the job done when the job needs doing.
Pretty fit. My work is very physical.
If I drink, it won't be much. It just doesn't feel good anymore.
No smoking for me. Never smoked or vaped. Just not my thing.
Always up for a hike, swim, bike, almost anything.
Movie nights are great! I watch a few shows but not really a home body.
Intimacy and a mutual communication is important to me. Hopefully, you too. Open discussion about the what's and the how's are important for a good connection.
Seeking zombie apocalypse team mate and lover. Safety not guaranteed. We live as legends.
If that turns into forever, great!
Can we meet instead of texting forever? Textual relationships are an empty toilet paper roll, mental masturbation.
We learn so much more face to face!
I will be going to do stuff. You wanna come?
Any outdoor activity welcome!
I'll learn pickle ball if I must.
I do not mind long distance relationships. Quality over quantity.
Please limit the filters. When we meet, I'll notice. Perfume and I do not get along. Burns my eyes, nose and throat. Patchouli?🤢
You can be natural or done up for a night on the town.
I value authenticity, honesty and good communication.
My friends describe me as loyal, authentic and a safe place for our conversations.
If we start dating. We, together, say we are dating. I am dating only you. Once we are exclusive. You are welcome to my phone anytime you want. Sleep with it under your pillow if you like.
Still here? Great! Let's get started.
I want to hear about you. I like stories, peoples stories. You don't have to be perfect or like everything I do. We do not have to align perfectly politically. What a bore! If that is a dating criteria! How cringy!
It's appreciated if you have a curiosity about the world things, mysteries.
I have been many places and done many things. Things people watch on TV or travel a long ways to attend.
Been entertaining people for decades.
However, I am just country boy family man.
Travel a bit, love to boat, go camping, hike, mountain bike, snowboard, concerts and ride my motorcycle. I ride even when the weather isn't great.
Love the road less traveled., travelled. Did you know both spellings are correct? English is weird.
Music interest from classical to Rockabilly. 20's to today. I learned along time ago. If I like it, I like it.
I abhor herd mentality, group think, tribalism. Sort of a sigma male. Bonus if you are a sigma woman! If you are, You are RARE!
Curious about the world, things, science. Kind of a smarty pants. I can fix things that probably should be thrown out.
My business makes it so that I know hundreds of people. However, I can count my true friends on one hand.
Hoping to find someone that likes themselves. Someone that wants a symbiotic relationship.
We have all had trials but do you like yourself?
If you use marijuana. That's fine as long as it is in moderation at appropriate times. However, I cannot tolerate addiction around me.
Spiritual but I do not go to church.
Pretty spontaneous but I get the job done when the job needs doing.
Pretty fit. My work is very physical.
If I drink, it won't be much. It just doesn't feel good anymore.
No smoking for me. Never smoked or vaped. Just not my thing.
Always up for a hike, swim, bike, almost anything.
Movie nights are great! I watch a few shows but not really a home body.
Intimacy and a mutual communication is important to me. Hopefully, you too. Open discussion about the what's and the how's are important for a good connection.
Sign
Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Fit
My Height Is
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian, Native American
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Arms
Body Art
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No
How I Like To Ride
What are you looking for on the site?
Some Romance
Are you part of a biker club?
No
Is biking a hobby or a way of life?
Hobby
Is your bike your main source of transportation?
No
Do you prefer riding leather or plain clothes?
Plain Clothes
What is your favorite place or road to ride?
Windy roads
What kind of motorcycle(s) do you own?
Buell Ulysses
Which bikes are on your "wish list"?
EBR, FJ1200, Magna :65
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Other
My Job Title Is
Overlord of Fun!
I Make This Much In A Year
$100,000USD To $150,000USD
I Live
With Kid(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Family, Exercising, Movies, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Extreme Sports, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Nice Ride to a destination.
Food and conversation.
Food and conversation.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Long Bike Vacation
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool
Views
My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Once A Year
My Political Views Are
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is
Someone Chill to go on adventures with.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Ancient, Business, Fiction, Health, Nature, Science
My Idea Of Fun Is
I am in the fun business. Almost any adventure!
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Good Looks, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
A woman that likes herself.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other