Life is too short to be unhappy...

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm not everyone's cup of tea. I'm ok with that !!
I am divorced. I have 3 adult children. (Is that an oxymoron?) I have lived in Indiana since 2011. I'm really a southern girl. I am in search of a partner in crime. I don't want to waste any more time being unhappy. (For some reason, 'Hard Luck Woman' by KISS keeps playing in my head. That's not desperation. It's a joke, but I do like the song.) :)
I work full time (and sometimes more) at a job that I really enjoy.
I try to be straight forward and honest. Some people may take this as blunt or rude. I pretty much call it like I see it. Don't jerk me around. Just tell me!! I'll do the same.
I'm optimistic. (Even when the outlook may be grim.)
I'm loyal. (Sometimes to a fault.)
I try to see the good in everything and everyone. (Even when there isn't any.)
Sometimes I'm a little loud, sarcastic and tend to cuss like a sailor. (In a good way.)
I am addicted to chapstick. (I really am. I love that stuff!)
I love parentheses. (Did you see what I did there?)
I am very low maintenance. I enjoy the simple life. I am not materialistic. I'm down to earth and easy to please(usually). I don't sweat the small stuff.
I like spending time with my family. I love to laugh. I like being silly. I love movies. I hold a special place in my heart for stupid movies. I will probably win if we have a movie quote contest.
I like cream and sugar with a little coffee on top.
I like Harleys. (I don't have one, but I like them.)
I have no expectations. If I meet someone and we click, great! If not, at least I've met some new people. No need to waste time if there's no connection.
I am pretty content with myself, for the most part.

Sign

Capricorn

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 4 (1.63 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Dark Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

Are you part of a biker club?

No

My Education Level Is

High School Diploma

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Medical / Health

My Job Title Is

Driver / Phlebotomist

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Dining, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Travel, Cooking, Playing Cards

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

something simple and low key... coffee, dinner, drinks... anything where you can talk and get to know each other a little...

I've Always Wanted To Try

I'm living on the edge these days...

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

My Goal In Life Is

have fun and be happy

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Metal, Pop

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fiction, Mystery, Satire, Supernatural

My Idea Of Fun Is

I just want to do STUFF!!
too many options to list :)

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

I don't think I have a 'type'... BUT... you should like girls with tattoos... you need to be funny or at least make me laugh... you must like inappropriate humor and be willing to participate... you should like movies... you should be a good kisser... you should like bonfires and roasting marshmallows... you should like riding around aimlessly… the list goes on...

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Doesnt Matter, Committed