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bulfrog
Silver Spring, Maryland | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.
"Is this yours?" he asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.
On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty, would you like to join me?"
He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"
"No, " she replied, "only those who catch my eye."
"Is this yours?" he asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.
On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty, would you like to join me?"
He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"
"No, " she replied, "only those who catch my eye."
Sign
Leo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Other
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Cigars
I Drink
Yes - Often
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Reading
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Atheist
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is
Friendly, Goofy, Obscure
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz
When I Read, I Always Read
Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Date, Intimate, Committed