Let me put my crack on you back baby
bear696mm
Phoenix, Arizona | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Russian
I Would Describe Myself As
I tend to be a bit overwhelming, some times i get a teeny tiny stressed. I Like to be a comedian at a party and mostly the center of attention. I'll get loud and start to yell if people ain't paying attention to me as a joke. They laugh cause I'm funny in a sexy way.
Sign
Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are
Black
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Feet
Body Art
Branded, Fanged
My Hair Is
Black
I Have One Or More Of These
Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Rodent
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Manufacturing / Distribution
My Job Title Is
Home Delivery
I Make This Much In A Year
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Cigars
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Bully
My Social Behavior Is
Flirtatious, Loud, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Dancing, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be
number one is- you comming over to my house number two is- me opening the gift you brought me (hopefully it's that cake frosting with a spatula) hint, hint number three is- after were done we wash ourselves with warm wash rags number four is- we give my gerbils a bath
I've Always Wanted To Try
sky diving
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Someone They Want To Be, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is
To be every thing I can be and then some
My Kind Of Humor Is
Goofy, Slapstick
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
I Don't Like Movies
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Ambient, Rap
When I Read, I Always Read
Erotica, Horror
My Idea Of Fun Is
Licking cake frosting from between my toes and my buttocks, and playing with my gerbils named" CoolyHo" and "Gladiss"
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Money, Oddities, Passiveness, Sensitivity
What Do You Look For?
A man who comes from good genes and a cute face and buttocks
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Doesnt Matter