Who ate all my orange smarties?

I Can Speak

English, Other

I Would Describe Myself As

Why is it you can always think of something funny, witty or sharp to type until you actually start trying to?lol ah well here goes anyway... after being released from a laboratory for medical experimentation to see if people who are not the 'norm' could survive within societys strict constraints regarding acceptable levels of tolerable differences here i am...lol well if for some strange reason your still reading your a)someone who was in there with me lol b)unable to sleep and this is a sure fire way to get bored to sleep c)looking for someone to use as target practise with the new toy ya got got for christmas 'my first lil rocket launcher'..ahem anyway slightly hyper, but friendly fun and genuine nutter looking initially to make some new and hopefully like minded new friends..hmm though the government may step in as they probably dont want 'our kind' to gather in numbers after all if that were to happen we know the world supply of caramac bars would be in danger not to mention cherry coke stock depleting too!! Ahem..wot happened? ok i admit it am a little out of the norm but am happy not to be just another dolly the sheep clone though i dont go out of my way to try to be different as at the end of the day first and foremost good or bad i am just me..no pity required lol. I would rather be thought of kindly as a person who is a great listener and friend who is genuine and sincere with a great sense of humour (though reading this it prob doesnt show lol) than anything and totally believe that you can never have too many friends or know too many people..so if you have room for a slightly strange new friend or aquaintance in your life, just fancy a chat or basically wanna say hi it would be great to hear from you!! Anyway seminar over lol wot do ya mean than, However anyone who wants to send nasty or derogatory mails please dont waste either of our times as theres no need and if i can get by without having to be so petty am sure you can

Sign

Pisces

My Body Type Is

Curvy

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Inked All Over, Other, Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Dark Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some High School

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Contruction / Craftsman

My Job Title Is

Hire co ordinator

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Shy, Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

A moonlit picnic on a beach somewhere!!

I've Always Wanted To Try

slamming a revolving door lol

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

My Political Views Are

Green Party

My Goal In Life Is

To enjoy everyday n have no regrets!!

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Electronic, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Biography, Comic, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

Someone who is comfortable in there own skin and genuine, someone to laugh with and be able to talk till sunrise with about everything and nothing with and walk along the beach hand in hand, someone where you both understand each other without having to say a word and ultimately someone to stimulate my mind like no one ever has before (n if your a tall biker rocker type thats a bonus lol)

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed