Magical Unicorn seeks Thoroughbred

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am a Unicorn - I am NOT like other women. If you are looking for average - move on. I am only for the bold and daring.
My friends will come with a shaded past, as I have one as well.If you haven't lived it you cannot understand it.
You must be a cannabis smoker. I am an activist(past 4 years) and smoker of cannabis for 44 years.
I fancy myself a comedian and love to tell raunchy jokes in public.
I am in arrested development - I aged out at about 25 mentally and see no reason to get 'old-minded'. I dress and act 25 so if you are looking for respectable and mature - move on.
I love to sing and attend local karaoke every week
I have cats, a dog and a ball python so allergies or aversion to animals will not work with my environment.
I LOVE the smell of sweat, oil & gasoline on a man - as I follow him to the shower LOL NO METROS
I am loyal, loving, caring and giving but if provoked I will raise up with my fiery scorpion venom and fight a bear.
I will die with my fingers tightly gripping my guns if you try to come and take them (Hillary)
I DO NOT believe in God - I DO believe in Aliens, UFOS and science.
In my opinion, religion is just a way to control people through fear...the only way anyone has ever controlled anyone through the thousands of years of our existence.
If you are brave enough to still be reading then hit me up.

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 5 (1.65 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Widowed

I Have Kids

Yes - Sometimes At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Legs

My Hair Is

Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog, Reptile

Willing To Relocate

Yes

What are you looking for on the site?

Just Friends

Are you part of a biker club?

Not yet

Is biking a hobby or a way of life?

Hobby

Is your bike your main source of transportation?

No

Do you prefer riding leather or plain clothes?

Plain Clothes

What is your favorite place or road to ride?

mountains, beaches

What's your favorite biker event to attend?

Sturgis

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Medical / Health

I Live

With Kid(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - But Non Tobacco

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Boisterous, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Learning, Music, Dancing, Cars

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Pick me up with your bike clean and ride-ready. A nice smoke before the ride and a few rolled ready for the day. Nice ride through the country. Later food and a cold beer while we talk.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Sky-diving, scuba-diving and Mick Jagger's tongue - not all at the same time...or could I?

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Agnostic

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

Live everyday to the fullest - or at least get up, showered and dressed. LMAO

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rap, Rock, Pop, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Soul

When I Read, I Always Read

I Don't Like Reading, Erotica

My Idea Of Fun Is

Whatever fits the day

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Like 'em long & lean but I don't judge. Not really into 'metro' men - I like the smell of sweat, oil & gasoline on a man...all the way to the shower.
Sense of humor and open-minded world views a must.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend