Naughty Scotty

First name

Noyes

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Someone sick of being constantly flagged on here as it's just a big jip anyways as everyones either not committed enuff to finding someone or 2 damn fussy.

So swipe away already.

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Fit

My Height Is

Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Light Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

Yes

What are you looking for on the site?

Some Romance

Are you part of a biker club?

Not yet

Is biking a hobby or a way of life?

Its my life

Is your bike your main source of transportation?

No

Do you prefer riding leather or plain clothes?

Leather

What is your favorite place or road to ride?

Sea 2 Sky Hwy, Icefields Parkway, Kicking Horse Pass, #3 Yellowhead Trail

What's your favorite biker event to attend?

Ride 4Sight, Toy Runs & Annuals

What kind of motorcycle(s) do you own?

V-Max & FXR

Which bikes are on your "wish list"?

Triumph Rocket R, Buell Super Cruiser, Yamaha V-Max1700, V-Rod, Ducati Diavel,

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Entertainment / Media

My Job Title Is

Crane/Boom Operator hauling on location.

I Make This Much In A Year

More Than $150,000USD

I Live

Alone, With Pet(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Exercising, Sports, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Dancing, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Camping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Sleeping

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Cliff Diving, Mudwrestle, Lakeside Park Firepit/Clam Boil/Turkey Fry/Food Fight in that exact order. (Kidding of course).
I think planning a 1st date should be made together. We could go out for a nice ride & let the wind be our guide in getting to know each other.
Besides, we're grown ups & we'll think of something real good to do to each other... oops! I mean together. & with all the great things there are out there to do together, I am sure we'll have a lot of fun doing it. Meet for coffee & key lime.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Butter Pecan Pie, Skydiving, Mtn. Climbing, Hang Gliding, Scuba diving, Fighting a squirrel, Out-foxing a fox, Saving $, Not roasting the rear tire(s) off of my SRT Challenger &/or Vmax, Accidentally discovering the 4th dimension while cheerfully cleaning out the litter box.
Anyways... Zip-lining... hey!... wait a minute! Shouldn't this have been in the "views" section? I'm confused? This is so alienating & I don't mean the shooting teeth type. Plus this filling out stuff is @ best, a tedious task that sometimes gets accidentally undun. So if you're not willing to get in the game, then your life might just remain the same & that would just be a shame...so avoid that @ all costs... now, not later. Cuz later isn't greater then now is wow.
Are you sitting comfortably? Then let's begin.
Ps: Tag, ur it.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

To save the universe while saving on rocket fuel.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, I Never Laugh

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist

When I Read, I Always Read

I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author

My Idea Of Fun Is

Getting your number after getting off of here, once u find mine. Then calling u, coming over to meet u (yaay!) taking u out & knocking your socks off. Not to worry, we'll have fun, cuz i really like fun!
Oh yeah! & it not ending with a slap in my face like most a-typical, asstosterone-fueled, morons easily accomplish with a good thing.. these so very strange days.
One lasting hmm. We all may or may not be heading for annihilation into the entirety, but for now... woo-hoo!

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

The remote control, keys, this damn cellphone, my Puddy Tat, family doctor, an entirely secluded off-grid place 4 me to hide in my me-shell every now 'n then to write & breathe evergreen. Coffee flavored coffee, the 4th dimension, E.T., Elvis, Nessie, Bigfoot & last but most certainly not least... Y.O.U.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Intimate