Retired and Ready to Ride

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

For the past 24 years I have been in a 14 year marriage and a 10 year committed, exclusive relationship. At this point in my life I am not looking to rush into something like that right now.



I am 60 and have been retired for 5 years. So, I own the pink slip to my life. I have the luxury of being able to come and go as I please I just don't have any place to come or go to and even worse, no one to come and go there with. (That's where you come in!!!)



I like the freedom of the biker lifestyle but I am NOT looking to cultivate a "bad boy" or "outlaw" persona.



I love the outdoors but I HATE hiking. (I don't see the point of walking somewhere and then walking back. I have seen dirt, grass, flowers, trees and rattlesnakes up close and don't find them all that miraculous.)



It would be great if you owned your own Harley or didn't mind riding on the back of mine. I love to hop over to L.A. to go to the Baked Potato or that unusual little restaurant. Or, the ride on the back roads to Palm Springs is awesome on a sunny day or a warm summer night. Plus there is a GREAT steakhouse when you get there!!!



I love live music, particularly the blues and live theater.



I do NOT do stress, drama or confrontation.



I am wise enough not to try and entertain younger women (under 40) but if you are curious I will be respectful to all inquiries.



Two last teeny weeny little things:



1) Currently the center of my life is my loving, loyal and faithful pit bull, Frances. So, if you can't endure an 80 pound lapdog and lots of sloppy pit bull kisses just remember, she's been with me 10 years longer than you have. (And besides from a medical standpoint, the therapeutic value of dog spit is irrefutable.)



2) If you do illegal drugs of any type, including marijuana, please do not respond to my profile. Alternatively, if you think a fun night is getting stupid drunk, it is also best to pass me up.

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 7 (1.7 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Bald

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Municipal / Law Enforcement

My Job Title Is

A secret

I Make This Much In A Year

$100,000USD To $150,000USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Reserved, Shy

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Dining, Exercising, Music, Reading, Travel

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Going To A Concert, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Relaxing

An Ideal First Date Would Be

One where something so stupid and unexpected happens that it makes you laugh until your sides hurt.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Winning the Lotto.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Cool

My Religion Is

Jewish

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Conservative

My Goal In Life Is

1) To learn something I didn't know yesterday,
2) Make you glad you met me,
3) Eat lots of chocolate,

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Goofy, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Blues, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Biography, History

My Idea Of Fun Is

1) Falling asleep with you in my arms,
2) Live music with GOOD musicians,
3) Live theater but musicals only,
4) Top drawer Steakhouses,
5) A nice motorcycle ride ending at a 5 star or a
dive bar, as long as the food is good,
6) Paying it forward.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

I am looking for a petite, attractive woman who understands when it is time to have fun and when it is time to be serious.

Being involved with motorcycles is a pre-requisite. You either need to have your own Harley or be willing to ride on mine.

You understand that the ride is not just about where you start or where you end but how much you make of the time in between.

I will not tolerate ANY type of illegal substance use. If that's your thing there are plenty of guys who will accommodate you. I'm not the one for you.

Please know how to laugh when something is funny how to be empathetic when it is appropriate and understand that honesty is really, really important. Bad news straight up is better than a well intentioned lie.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed