Wicked sense of humor & a dirty mind!

First name

Heather

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm a small town country girl looking to be happy again after a 20-year relationship. I am low maintenance & laid back. Love to joke around & I don't take much of anything too seriously 😁
I want to fill my free time with laughter, any kind of adventure, love & PDA. I love road trips, patio bars & restaurants, live music, weekend getaways & when it's cold out, I want to snuggle in & ride the blizzard out with movies, food & other creative ways to pass the time 😉.
I'm a very sensual person who always wants my hands on you & vice versa. I thrive on knowing I'm someone's girl. I need my ride or die & I will be that for you. I was born to be on the back of a Harley, cruising river roads with my man running his hand up & down my leg.
l'm quite tall, so l'm looking for a tall gentleman. One that will treat me like a lady in public & also know when to not be so gentle 😈 I love affection, attention, old school chivalry, driving holding hands & snuggling in for the evening. I have a wicked sense of humor & a dirty mind. Let's have some fun!
I'm looking for someone that is kind. That has a sense of humor. That can talk about anything but also knows when to be quiet. I want someone that is masculine & makes me feel safe & protected & loved & cared for. I want that old fashioned relationship with the man being the man. He wants me & only me & I take care of him, in every way I can....
I want passion! I know it's out there.

The last thing I need is another battle I have to fight.... So please, if this doesn't sound like anything you'dbe into, please leave me alone...

Sign

Gemini

My Body Type Is

Fit

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Separated

I Have Kids

Yes - Sometimes At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Legs

Body Art

Scarred, Visible Tattoo, Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Brown

Willing To Relocate

No

What are you looking for on the site?

Some Romance

Are you part of a biker club?

No

My Education Level Is

Some University

My Current Employment Status Is

Work At Home

My Speciality Is

Computers / Electronic

I Live

With Kid(s), Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Jock

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Exercising, Sports, Music, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Trying New Things, Relaxing, Going To A Concert, Staying At Home, Hanging Out With Friends

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Jump on the bike on a warm sunny day & just ride. Stop off at cool places to grab a drink or a bite or hold hands & take a walk & make out.

I've Always Wanted To Try

EVERYTHING. I'll do anything once 😉

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, Someone They Want To Be

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Goal In Life Is

To do good things & to make the lives of the people around me better.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Comedy, Action, Drama

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Comic, Fiction, Humor, Erotica

My Idea Of Fun Is

Just doing whatever the hell I want. Experiencing new places & laughing with my people. Nothing better!!

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Great Skills

What Do You Look For?

Kind eyes. Empathetic. Loving. Loyal. Masculine. Dominant.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Intimate, Committed